Nomadic Tales
In Serbia, on the road from Niš to Belgrade, I stopped at a roadside shop to get something to eat. The gazebo next to the shop, where I had my meal, seemed to be the gathering place for locals to drink beer. Friendly and generous people, just looking for a moment to relax, and despite the language barrier, we could even have a bit of a conversation. One of them, before leaving, asked me if I had been to Vrnjačka Banja and pointed off into the distance, to the other side of the valley.
The road to Vrnjačka Banja branched off the main road just 50 meters before the gazebo, and I would’ve missed the opportunity had I not stopped at that shop. After a quick search on Google, I understood that the spa town of Vrnjačka Banja was worth the detour, so I went to visit it. As expected from Serbia’s most popular resort, the town has plenty of peaceful spots, well-maintained parks and decorated houses, thermal baths, and mineral springs.
By comparison, the Borsec resort in Romania is quite similar. I’ve passed by each spring there many times to taste the naturally carbonated water. Out of habit, I did the same in Vrnjačka Banja, stopped at each spring and tasted the water from all of them.
At one of the springs, in the courtyard of a treatment center, I found a doctor to ask if it was okay to drink the water there. I was told, “just a little,” and after asking for clarification and finding out that “a little” meant one cup, I did a quick calculation in my head, figured I hadn’t yet reached that limit, and drank a bit more. An important detail, because the next day I found out why it had to be only one cup.
Drawn in by the advertisements and general buzz coming from the thermal bath area, I decided to go in for a few hours. After soaking in different pools, from hot to warm and then cold in the outdoor pool, I ended up staying really late. So late, in fact, that I hadn’t even left the town by the time the sun was setting and because of the mountainous terrain, moving forward was tough with all the climbs. With little chance of finding a place to camp in daylight outside the town, I invited myself into someone’s garden.
It wasn’t too hard. In my search for a spot, on a road that ended in a cornfield, I ran into some locals chatting. Being asked what I was looking for, I explained and was offered a corner of the garden to pitch my tent. It was a big garden with a lawn, a large house (apparently uninhabited), and a few outbuildings. I guess the person who invited me was a caretaker, not the owner. The conclusion was reinforced by the 3-meter-high fence surrounding a decently large property, the two stories high large house with window blinds shut and no sign of life, the sturdy gate locked with a padlock overnight, and from what I understood, surveillance cameras.
A confusing conversation in four languages, all mixed into the same sentences, didn’t help us understand each other very well. After a while, I only figured out where to get drinking water and where to put the tent, and that was about it. Before I had the chance to ask if there was a toilet, the man vanished without a trace, and I didn’t see where he went. The main house, with its shutters closed and no lights, didn’t look like where he’d gone, and the unlit outbuildings showed no signs of being occupied either.
Anyway, I let it be and focused on setting up my tent. Around 11 PM, before going to bed, I really felt the need to relieve myself and no matter how much I tried to hold it in, I just couldn’t fall asleep like that. Since I didn’t know where the toilet was and couldn’t possibly scale the tall fence, I ended up peeing in the man’s garden.The next morning was worse. I woke up with a rumbling stomach from the mineral water, likely the one limited to one cup, and there wasn’t a soul in sight. I won’t write here how I dealt with that crisis, but no, I didn’t poop in the guy’s garden, even though the thought crossed my mind as my stomach urged me on.
That’s why I prefer not to sleep in people’s gardens, even though I’ve also had good experiences with it in the past.









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